hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast





poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you



fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters




I had to stare for so long



merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression



First recall of our #ortho patient. Looking good, lateral incisor! 👽 #madWireBendingSkills #dentistry



cruile:

so close to orgasm but then thought about capitalism

(Source: trianglegay)



hiddley:

#and finally the rightful stark will sit on the iron throne

brenodnurie:

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

(Source: brenodnurie)



😑 #dentistry #rootcanal


Fuck the king



It’s one of the great sadnesses of biochemistry that we can’t just turn all that extra pyruvate in our cells to ethanol!
Biochem lecturer from this morning. (via ladykaymd)

Every biochemist ever.

(via peterhoang1993)